Saturday, April 4, 2020

Day 13


Simple observations:

If you haven't dusted your furniture in a few days, as long as someone doesn't run a hand over the surface, it will look  like textured wood.


After you've heard your spouse repeat the same story for the 10th time, rolling your eyes in a circular fashion from left to right will help prolong the need for Botox injections.


If you're trying to make your supply of toilet paper last longer, assign a roll to each family member and offer a prize to the person who ends up with the last square on his roll.


No one in the family wants to be the person who tastes the leftovers to determine if they're still good or not.


It's best not to ask someone, "Should you be eating that"?


Telling your partner that showering together would be a good way to save water is not a convincing   argument.


It's worth the time to remove calluses from your feet or to wear socks when you go to bed if you don't.  Remember that a pillow makes a good weapon for  a sleep deprived person with bloody shins.

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