Simple
observations:
If you
haven't dusted your furniture in a few days, as long as someone doesn't run a
hand over the surface, it will look like
textured wood.
After you've
heard your spouse repeat the same story for the 10th time, rolling your eyes in
a circular fashion from left to right will help prolong the need for Botox
injections.
If you're
trying to make your supply of toilet paper last longer, assign a roll to each
family member and offer a prize to the person who ends up with the last square
on his roll.
No one in
the family wants to be the person who tastes the leftovers to determine if
they're still good or not.
It's best
not to ask someone, "Should you be eating that"?
Telling your
partner that showering together would be a good way to save water is not a
convincing argument.
It's worth
the time to remove calluses from your feet or to wear socks when you go to bed
if you don't. Remember that a pillow
makes a good weapon for a sleep deprived
person with bloody shins.
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