Today's
thoughts will probably not mean much to anyone who has not watched "Tiger
King". But, really, is there anyone who hasn't?
Interesting things to note:
Men's
underwear sales are down.
Turquoise
eyeliner cannot be found anywhere on the shelves.
Beauty
supply stores have sold out of bleaching products to strip hair down to
platinum blonde.
Fabric
stores have no big cat animal print fabrics in stock and there is no date given as to when they will be available.
Black duct
tape, cut to size and placed over some teeth, will give the desired effect of
missing teeth. Believe it or not, on
the right person the look can be quite charming.
Thinking
ahead to Halloween, if you need a look for "A certain kind of party"
contact Howard. He seems to have a good
source for the right outfits for those events.
Statistics
released today show that divorce rates
are remaining steady; domestic abuse calls are down and Restaurant Depot has
completely sold out of meat grinders.
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