Sunday, April 5, 2020

Day 15

Day 15

More observations:  The differences between men and women

Men must be  born with genetically deficient eyesight. How else would you explain the comment, "But I don't see it." when something is right there in front of their eyes?

I'm thinking there must be something wrong with their cognitive recognition, as well.  Why else would they ask, "What is this?" as they are looking at a letter, magazine or even a spoon.  Surely, they've seen these things at least once before, don'cha you think?

Men  tell time differently than women do.  Do they really believe that a second is really a fleeting moment in time to a woman?  Such as, "I'll be ready in a second."  Every woman knows that a second translates to at least 15 minutes when getting ready to go out.  And if she tells you she'll be ready in 15 minutes, count on at least a half hour prep time left. It does no good to complain; it is what it is and the more they complain and ask if she's ready yet, the longer the process will take.

How is it that a man who can run a mega company, perform intricate  surgeries or   build complex structures cannot  decipher the buttons on a washing machine to do laundry?

Why can't  a man accept the fact that there is a reason that plastic bowls are not washed in the lower level of a dishwasher? Doing this several times and expecting a different outcome is not going to produce the results he wants. 

Why isn't a man smart enough to know that If a woman is willing to cook a dinner that she prides as one of her specialty dishes,  it's probably  not a good idea to say, "You know, it might taste better if you......" without expecting that he will be the family cook after this meal?

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