Staying at
home offers the opportunity to try new things.
Many people or businesses, companies or ordinary people are
promoting their products or skills with
videos on Youtube or Facebook. The
question is whether they are genuine or just scams.
I figured I
would experiment and find out for myself.
For obvious
reasons, I will not post pictures and you'll have to use your imagination.
Okay, women
really don't enjoy wearing bras. But unless a female is young and nubile, going
out without wearing a bra gives the impression
she is wearing 2 divining rods on her chest, low and aimed at the
ground.
I did some
research and found there are people that have found a way to avoid a no-bra "low headlights" look. And all
it involved was tape.
Wow! How hard could that be? What could possibly go wrong?
Prepared
with a roll of heavy duty duct tape, I
began my trial study.
I cut a
strip of tape the length it would take to span the front of my chest. In my
case, about 24 inches.
I stood in
front of the mirror and placed one end of the tape on the left side of my chest
at about the level I wanted my left "headlight" to be. I wrapped it carefully across my chest to the other side of my
body and curved it upward to the same level as the tape on the other side of my
chest. The tape looked like a
sling. So far; so good. Are you following me?
What I
learned.....
I should
have used a wider tape.....more like 5
inches wide rather than the standard 1.5 inch wide tape. You don't have to ask why.....just close your
eyes and imagine the situation and my
results.
I learned
you should not try to peel the tape off in small sections. Forget water torture. If you want the truth out of someone, subject
them to tape removal from the chest area.
They'll tell you anything.
I learned
you should turn off the alarm system in
the house, particularly the glass break feature, when you peel off the tape in
one fell swoop.
Who knew I
had the vocal range of an Opera Soprano?
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